my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken